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A Brief History of Pudding

from Masters of Song Fu: Volume 1 by Jeff MacDougall

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A song about Stephen Hawking's addiction to pudding.

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Soaking in your sponge bath, you ponder all the things
that make up our existence here and all the joy it brings.
But before you reach your unifying theory
You get distracted by a snack

It makes you dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb that yummy pudding.
It’s like the big bang in your mouth. Like a black hole on your brain, like vacationing in Maine...
Just one taste, your intellect goes south.

It’s not like this is Jello for which we always know there's room.
You top it off with Cool Whip. Man, that stuff will be your doom.
And before you can complete your brilliant thesis
You're off the chair and lying on your back.

It makes you dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb that yummy pudding.
It’s like the big bang in your mouth. Like a black hole on your brain, like vacationing in Maine...
Just one taste, your intellect goes south.

And if you could hold a spoon, I’d say drop it!
Theres a monkey on your back… ok, side pocket.
Let’s try a different path, c’mon Steve do the math.

Now maybe we could help you if we knew just what it was
that hooked you on this treat. Just what was the first cause.
But before you share your story in a nutshell,
just seems to me you really don’t know jack.

It makes you dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb that yummy pudding.
It’s like the big bang in your mouth. Like a black hole on your brain, like vacationing in Maine...
Just one taste, your intellect goes south.

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from Masters of Song Fu: Volume 1, track released July 11, 2008

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Jeff MacDougall Los Angeles, California

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