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This one was done for a Song Fu charity on Red Nose Day.

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He listens closely for her log in
And hopes that she’ll send him a wink
He wonders what she really looks like
And hopes one day he’ll have a link

To her page
Hopes she’s of age

She logs on and then gets excited
When she sees him hangin’ round
Wonders if she’ll be invited

To his place
And show her face

Nerdy Cougar
She’s Looking for fun
Nerdy cougar
The hunt has begun
Nerdy cougar
She’s hoping to find the one
To end the game
To light her flame


He wonders why she has no pictures
Worries it might be a sting
She plans on giving him the grand tour
Even if it’s just a fling

She spins her web
On the interwebs

He’s 23 and and she’s 44
Will he like what he sees?
Will he run for the door?
Can he look past her age
If she offers him more tonight?

That’s right
I just rhymed night with right
(and I'm gonna stand by that... yeah)

Nerdy Cougar
She’s Looking for fun
Nerdy cougar
The hunt has begun
Nerdy cougar
She’s hoping to find the one
To end the game
To light her flame.

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from Masters of Song Fu: Volume 1, track released March 11, 2009

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Jeff MacDougall Los Angeles, California

Singer. Songwriter. Nerd.

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